1. The LOOKER: Never posts anything or comments
on your post, but reads everything, and might make
reference to your status if they...see you in public.
... ...

2. The HYENA: Doesn't ever really say anything,
just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

3. MR/MS POPULAR: Has 4999 friends for NO
reason

4. The GAMER: Plays Words With Friends, Mafia
Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and
stuff, etc., ALL DAY.

5. The SAINTS: Every post makes reference to God
or Jesus

6. The THIEF: Steals status updates daily (copy and
paste)...and will probably steal this one too...

7 The CYNIC: Hates their life, and everything in it,
as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their
status updates.

8 The COLLECTOR: Never posts anything either, but
joins every group and becomes fans of the most
random stuff.

9 The PROMOTER: Always sends event invitations
to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

10. The LIKER: Never actually says anything, buy
always clicks the "like" button

11. The HATERS: Every post revolves around
someone hating on them, and they swear people
are trying to ruin their life.

12 The ANTI-PROOF-READER: This person would
benefit greatly from Spell check, and sometimes
you feel bad for them because you don't know if
they were typing fast, or they really cant spell.

13 Drama QUEEN/ KING: This person always posts
stuff like "I can't believe this!", or" They gonna
make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will
ask what happened, or what's wrong...but then they
never finish telling the story.

14 WOMP WOMP: This person consistently tries to
be funny...but never is.

15 The NEWS: Always updates you on what they are
doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how
arbitrary

16 The ROSTER: Feels that it is their job to tell
Facebook "Good Morning" "Good Night“ every day.
So, tell us the one you belong?