Kind of letters that were sent around early 90s.
If you havnt seen a letter like this its either you
weren't given birth to or breastfeeding
DEAR SUGAR,
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced
my pen to dance automatically on this
benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're
swimming in the
wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also
palambulating in the cool
breeze wellness here.
Sweetie pie, the reason why this
miraculous
thing is happening is because, honey, I love you
spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally
parallel to the wall
and vertically perpendicular to the ground now,
I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and
fabulous girl put together as fantabulous.
Darling, please stop haranguing with the
feelings in my heart because I love you more
than a snake loves rat.
To me each day i start by dreaming of you. Each
time I see you my metabolism
suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in
reverse gear. My medula
oblangata also ceases functioning. Crazy crazy
crazy you may say but
this is true. If only you knew what is going on in
my encephalon you would prostrate. That's why
I
need to see you vis a vis soon for a better
elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole &
onomatopoeia, simple candidness.
I think I have to pen off
here ,because I still haven't
finished studing electrolysis and polymerization.
Catch you later.
Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you
because you
are too sweet for them. Goodbye for now.
Your slave in love,
Me